Home
I need a whore.
I will get back to that. But first, let me clear up some things first.
I’m happily married. I have no interest in sleeping with other women. (wink! wink!! wink!!!) I cannot even imagine that possibility. (Liar! Lair!! Pants on...
Continue reading this article ...
2 Star It
4 Comments
4 Comments
Imagine if Barack Obama had been given up for adoption and a black family had adopted him, would he have grown up to become the president of the United States?
That is a question being raised following the report that Barack Obama Sr. had suggested...
Continue reading this article ...
Nobody can recall when the last flight landed at what was Maiduguri International Airport. So my United Airline flight from Lagos landed in Yola, Adamawa state. It was early in the morning and the sun was yet to rise when I hired a taxi for my journey...
Continue reading this article ...
When did air travel become a bus service?
I have been stuck at the JFK airport waiting for a flight to Austin, Texas, since 6.pm. The time now is 11:11 pm. Our fight was supposed to depart at 8:25 pm. At 7:55, Jet Blue made this announcement. “The...
Continue reading this article ...
USCVRBH006
OUT REUTE
FRENGU #987357
ZSE VFRTTTG
NUTBN DEC 10
FM MINFORE ABUJA
TO COUNCILSTATE IMMEDIATE 0000
OWNERSFGN/
INFO DEFENCE HDQ/TRAD RULERS/GOVSUNION
Sunday, 05 JUNE 2011 22:45
CONFIDENTIAL STATE 22345
ASUU/NUC
FRSC/SMC/AFRC
ASUU OPC AREWA...
Continue reading this article ...
My Congressman, Anthony Weiner had a very bad day today. The picture above is his.
After days of lying about racy pictures that was sent to some young women from his twitter account, he came out this evening to apologize to his wife and all those he...
Continue reading this article ...
When it comes to how the BBC covers the Third World, you are allowed to call the news organization a dick. That is the word the Americans prefer to use for penis. In this case, it refers to someone who is inconsiderate.
But you also have to give it...
Continue reading this article ...
I’m an idiot. If you tell me that a wall is wet, I need to touch it before I believe.
That is why I touch stories; even the ones that I know are dirty. Because the mind of an idiot is one dimensional, I do not think that they will dirty me. ...
Continue reading this article ...
Part One:
Announcer: Since we broadcast the first part of our interview with Prof. Dora Akunyili, the bottom of our show, Tonight Show with Dr. Damages, has fallen through. We have been threatened by friends. We have been embraced by enemies. It was,...
Continue reading this article ...
Announcer: …and now your Tonight Show host, Dr. Njakiri Damages.
(Applause)
Dr. Damages: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Travelling on Lagos-Benin expressway the other day, a female driver cruising at 100 km/hr on a 55 km/hr road looked in the...
Continue reading this article ...
RSS
