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Apr 9 2009
I was moved by Oscar’s piece There Is None So Blind As Those Who Will Not See. I lived outside America in the years of innocence. Those were the years when the American myth were all that sipped out to the world beyond. These days, someone in Sahara...
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Apr 8 2009
Salma Hayek has two things going for her. No. Actually one thing. It is a sort of twin. It gave her a billionaire husband named Francois-Henri Pinault. It also gave her a daughter named Valentina Paloma Pinault. I know you are wondering what does...
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Apr 4 2009
The gun was not born in America. But it became an American as quickly as it could. Since then, shooting has become an American routine. In recent months, it has become an American epidemic. Someone, usually a male, gets mad, gets some guns, goes...
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Mar 31 2009
President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, are expecting a baby. White House sources who pleaded for anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the subject confirmed the news today. The Obamas got the news from their personal doctor a...
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Mar 31 2009
My dear Sister Dora Akunyuli, How you dey, my good sister? I heard that you’re hiring. How come you did not reach out to me? Don’t you know I’m ready and willing to serve our great country? How could you diss me like this? Did you say...
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Mar 28 2009
It has come to that. The world economic crisis has to be blamed on someone. The Europeans said it was the fault of the greedy Americans. The Americans said it was the fault of the greedy business elite. But Brazilian President, Luiz Inacio Lula Da...
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Mar 25 2009
You know it will happen eventually. People will begin to ask the dreaded question: what’s wrong with President Obama? If you were like me, you will think that sixty days in office was too early for the question to pop up. But these are desperate...
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Mar 19 2009
Pope Benedict just gave his sermon on the condom. I’m sure you did not miss it. What does the Pope know about condom? Scratch that! What does the Pope Know about marriage? What does the Pope know about sex? One hundred years from now, the...
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Mar 13 2009
Once a year, an elderly storyteller gathers children and their parents under the moonlight in Sierra Leone. He will tell them this story. A hunter went into the bush to kill a monkey. Inside the bush, he walked on his toes, stepping softly on dry...
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Mar 9 2009
If you were like me, your parents probably thought you to be modest. Well, there is a limit to modesty. There comes a time when you have to say it the way it is. I am better than you. These are the two reasons why: 1.) A long time ago, I bought a...
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