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I’m writing a short story. In my short story, a character named Angela was yakking with her friends and the following conversation...
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How come nobody told me that the world is ending on December 21, 2012? How come?
Here are the things I did in the last two days:
I paid for three truck loads of sand. I will use them to mold blocks. I will use these blocks to construct a bungalow in...
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Many people think that the greatest divisions in life are about race, religion or country. Nothing can be further away from the truth.
Humanity is divided into two broad groups – the rich and the poor.
While there are different shades of whites,...
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Barack Obama, a state senator in the Illinois State senate, could not get into the 2000 Democratic Party Convention at the Staple Center in Los Angeles. His hope of getting a ticket failed and he returned to Chicago, disappointed.
In 2004, he was the...
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Announcer: ..and now, here is your Tonight’s Show host, Dr. D.J. Damages
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Dr. Damages: Thank you. Legend has it that there was only one man out of over two million at the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th President of the United...
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The news was that a chimpanzee was shot to death in Connecticut when it attacked a friend of the owner. In a cartoon published by the New York Post, it depicted two cops standing over the chimp’s body with one saying, “They’ll have to find...
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Tomorrow, Conan O’Brien will host his last “Late Night” and on June 1, he will host his first “Tonight Show”. The difference between “Late Night” and “Tonight Show” is like the difference between Oprah and Tyra, Camry and Kia, Boeing...
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Announcer: ..and now here is your Tonight’s Show host, Dr. D.J. Damages
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Dr. Damages: Thank you. Thank you. Please be seated. It’s nice to be back after a brief hiatus. In spite of what you’ve heard, it is not true that it took a...
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You know the way you walk into a pharmacy, go to the blood pressure machine, fold your sleeve, slide your hand into the machine, press the red button, watch as the cuff tighten round your arm as you wait for the machine to read your blood pressure....
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Even at cupid’s aim
You asked for nothing:
Not favors, not flowers
Not a dose of my nakedness.
Everywhere agape sales abound
But you were satisfied
With my speck of eternity.
Splendor is your crispy name
As you turn hedges into history.
I...
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