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Can You Tell Me Why?
Rudolf , New York: Jun 11 2009
Made Popular Jun 11 2009
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Can You Tell Me Why?

Why is it that the United States Post Office did not kill Fed Ex and UPS and yet government health plan will kill all private health plans?

Why are dumb questions derided when they do not necessarily lead to dumb answers?

Why are those calling President Obama a secret Muslim surprised that he invokes Jesus more than President Bush did?

Why is union membership not a reason Republicans give for tolerating the saving of financial institutions but not big auto industries?

Why did Michelle Obama wear a $540 sneaker when black financial irresponsibility is often illustrated by the buying of expensive sneakers?

Why are PCs more popular even though they attract more worms than Mac?

Why is it that those who hate the government most are more frightened when the government wants to do anything for those who have nobody but the government?

Why is New York still standing when Guantanamo Bay detainee, Ahmed Ghailani, is in a Manhattan court to face trial for deadly U.S. Embassy bombings in Africa.

Why did Mike Tyson marry less than two weeks after his 4-year-old daughter died?

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Andrew
Atlanta, United States
Why are you putting up these questions for us when we ourselves are finding answers to them?
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Because I need your help.
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Since nobody will attempt it, here are my answers:

Answer to Question 1: Because politicians lie through their noses. They will say anything to see that the other side does not succeed where they have failed. The most effective lie being to scared people. Tell them any new thing will kill an old ineffective thing they are used to and you have got them afraid of change. The U.S. post office did not kill Fed Ex. It complimented it. But Republicans cannot afford to say that and support their argument that any form of government health care plan will kill the private plans already available.

Answer to Question 2: Because we fear any association with anything dumb.

Answer to Question 3: Because they have started to believe their lies.

Answer to Question 4: Because as far as Republicans are concerned, anything done for the union is something wasted on some irresponsible aliens.

Answer to Question 5: Because she can. She has joined few blacks like Oprah and Cosby and Powell who do whatever they want and cannot be wrong.

Answer to Question 6: Because it is Bill Gates that is the sane one, the richest one, and the well dressed one. Steve Jobs is the crazy one, the financially struggling one and the poorly dressed one.

Answer to Question 7: Because to those who hate the government, those who have nobody but the government are doomed to be eliminated by natural selection.

Answer to Question 8: Because New Yorkers, though not armed like those in Montana, are not sissies.

Answer to Question 9: If I can figure out what goes on in Mike Tyson’s head, I should be given a Nobel Prize for Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Peace and Literature, all at once.
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