I’m stunned beyond words.

David Letterman is having sex? With whom? Have these women lost all shame?

Ok. Rewind.

I know his current wife used to work for him on the show. So he had done it before. But then…

Now, let us go back.

A CBS’s “48 hours” producer found out that David Letterman was having sex with some of his employees. Female employees, I must say to avoid lawsuits. The producer gathered the evidence and left a note for Dave. He demanded $2 million from Dave in order to keep quiet. But Dave dared the consequences and reported him to the authorities. When the producer went to cash a fake $2 million dollars check he received from Dave, he was nabbed.

Now this is enough material for Sarah Palin or anyone Dave has ever hurt with his monologue to begin a comedy show. In fact, I do not doubt a Broadway Show based on this.

Don’t they have shame at CBS? Why should a CBS producer go after another CBS staff? Isn’t it illegal? Why didn’t he go after the low life on FOX?

I know Dave is old, but come on, he still can read the sexual harassment policy. Or has he lost his sight too? If only Dave had allowed his mother to read the policy for him as part of his night time stories.

Yucky!

Dave having sex? Was it before the heart surgery or after?

Looking at Dave, one can see that everything is going. How come that part is still kicking strong? I know younger people than Dave who had gone through similar heart surgery who cannot get it up. What is Dave using? Viagra?

Bear with me, please. I am trying to regain my composure.

We have come to accept that Dave does not come out in public. He does not like company. He goes to his hideout in Montana rather than be seen with ordinary mortals. Not even with his fellow comedians is he comfortable. Was he just too busy with his female employees to come out and help the homeless in the yearly comedy show aimed at supporting them?

Ah! It could be worse. This story has the potential to lead us to worse places. No. Don’t tell me. Could it be? Could it? Could Regis be having sex too?

I give up!

I am very disappointed with Dave. But somehow, that is not enough. It looks like a laughing matter to be just disappointed. I feel like cursing Dave out. Not for having sex with his employees but for giving up a lot of power in the process.

How can he continue to dish it out to others without tickling himself? How can he talk about Clinton and Monica Lewinsky without remembering what he did with his female employees when the light went off?

I think Dave should resign. That clip of him making that confession that has been called brilliant by everyone should be his last.

He should resign not for his wife or for Harry. He should do it to save the dignity of those poor female employees who stoop so low to…

God! Dave is having sex? Somebody wake me up when this nightmare is over and tell me it ain’t so.