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How To Become Rich
Rudolf , New York: Feb 28 2009
Made Popular Feb 28 2009
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How To Become Rich

Many people think that the greatest divisions in life are about race, religion or country. Nothing can be further away from the truth.

Humanity is divided into two broad groups – the rich and the poor.

While there are different shades of whites, Christians and Americans, there are only one kind of rich people and one kind of poor people.

As world economies crumble, the relationship between the rich and the poor are being redefined.

In the United States, efforts to tax the rich to support social programs are being called socialism, redistribution of wealth, robbing the rich to feed the poor – the Robin Hood economy.

Ironically, these arguments are not being made by the rich. Rather, they are being made by those who hope to be rich or by those who think they are at the verge of being rich.

Contrary to what you must have heard, it does not require a miracle to be rich. Anyone can be rich if they really want to be. Though many people say they want to be rich but very few can do things that are needed to be rich. Very few more can stand themselves when they become rich. Those who are rich are not super humans. They are just men and women who swallowed their hearts.

Here are the prerequisites needed for you to become rich:

1.) You have to identify a problem with no effective solution and provide an effective solution to it.
2.) You have to be on the look out for opportunities and not sensibilities. No bleeding hearts allowed.
3.) You have to believe that majority of people around the world are very stupid. They deserve to remain where they are while you deserve to get to where you are going.
4.) You have to believe that in this world “might is right and woe to the weak.” That should be your drive.
5.) You have to be paranoid – believing that there is not enough for everyone so you must grab as much as you can. Acquire. Do not dispense.
6.) You have to be comfortable looking at the poor as people to be exploited and not people to be helped. When you are tired of being rich, then you can help them out.
7.) You have to deny any of these things when confronted about them.

That is how to begin.

The next thing is to stop reading things posted on instablogs – unless it is about being rich. And stop writing for instablogs.com. If you are really looking at opportunities everywhere, you should not have the time for this writing nonsense.

In Italy they say, “There are three ways to make money. You can inherit it. You can marry it. You can steal it.”

So go out there and find someone to cheat. It is the way of the world.

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You know HAVES and HAVE-NOTS is the only division in this economic world.

To make the poor(have-nots)in to rich(haves)you need to know certain things in addition to the above list.

The Nigerian Way:

A small and sharp attraction that assures good job,miraculous health,big money by luck or with out effort will make voluminous people to stand in queue to pay in small amounts to you. This will aggregate into big money and you will become rich. This may be lottery tickets, prayer coupons, job applications, lucky dips, treasure hunts etc. Aim at big crowds on the internet.

Honest business:

Identify a good innovation like Liquid blue in the place of powder ultramarine blue for whitening of shirts and cloths.
Develop a strategy to market it in all the nook and corner of the country-in all the small and big shops and department stores stores.

Identify such products and businesses and sell in big volumes and make money in a honest way.
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
...about honest means of making money

There was this rock band, I cannot remember their name, but their album was number one and was making a lot of money... they pulled if off the market saying that they were making too much money.

The truth is that the so called honest inventors and business people are making too much money and do not care. The profit margin for most products in the world is just insane. The fact that many who need it cannot afford it because those profiting are looking for insane profit is unconscionable to people like me who do not know how to become rich.
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Steven Gary
melbourne, Australia
Hi Rudolph

Very very tempting advice!

I watched a really good old comedy movie the other night called NETWORK, (you might have seen it) and theres one scene in it where a rich executive berates a madman with a speech explaining to him about the REAL world - the antagonistic world of the rich and poor, which has some similiar parrelels to your post.

Its probly been the way of the world since civilisation when specialised economy began, and rather than solving the rich poor divide - the more the world advances it seems to be even more divided by money than ever.

Yeah the economic crisis has really thrown a curve ball at all the former superbrain economists, its hard to believe now if they even know what they’re talking about!

Apart from the serious consequences; sometimes i cant help finding a comical side thinking about the way the former so called ”experts” preached their economics, and the mess they created...history just keeps repeating.

So much cheating going on now Rudolph you cant trust many people! it seems to be an art thats honoured to see how much you can get off with.

Have a good day!

PS if you havnt seen NETWORK its a great old film
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
I will find the film and watch it. Thank you.
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Steven Gary
melbourne, Australia
PS look at the google ads under your post
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
That Rich Jerk writes me every week. I told him I do not want to be rich. I said to him, I agree, you are better than me. But he continues to write. That must be another way to become rich. Be persistent.
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James Trageser jtrag.info
Thomasville, United States
LOL
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Grace Calderon
Quezon City, Philippines
Hahahahaha

You’re making me laugh on a Sunday morning again!

Ok, my most revered guru, I shall follow all the advice you put up there. In the meantime, I’ll just step out for a while and bet at the lotto.

I will next look for an aging millionaire to marry but I first have to get a horrendous boob job like Anna Nicole Smith’s. Afterwards, I’ll find a bank I can rob (although, banks here are already in high alert because of the recent spate in bank robberies).

More, more, more! of your kind of writing, please. Beats all the grave, dreary, alarming, and dismal readings on this site.
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Grace,

I do consulting work for aging millionaires. With a face like yours, they will forgo the “horrendous boobs” requirement. In fact, following an accident where a millionaire was crushed by a bouncing boob, “horrendous boobs” are out. In place of that they have resigned to making due with regular sized boobs. After all, it is not like we cannot afford milk, one of my clients told me. The last time I checked, the banks are broke so robbing a bank is a losing formula. I say rob a pawn shop- they have a lot of gold turned in for bread and butter. And good luck!
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Oscar
Oaxaca, Mexico
Dammit.

I guess I’m screwed. I wasn’t born into it, I didn’t marry it, and I don’t think I’m seedy enough to steal it..

I WAS however, thinking about getting some massive boobs. I was already trying to imagine a pair of 40DDDD on my rather rugged latino frame..until I saw Rudolf’s comment.. Big Boobs are out..

So now what????

I guess, being as I am in Mexico, I could try to start my own Cartel, but now that U.S. DEA is cracking down up North, Mexican Army is covering us, and Colombia, Peru, and Boliva are working Europe, it pretty much leaves me without S.O.L...
(Global Perspectives)
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Oscar,

You got the drift. Cartel is the real deal. Don’t go into the old Cartel business. Get a new one - the one nobody is watching over. Instead of drugs, Hedge Funds, Derivatives, or panzy scheme, come up with something new under the sun. Before they know what you have done to widows, truck pushers, factory workers, you are a billioniare in a yatch South of France. It is the way of the world.
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Me Enki
New York City, United States
Agree 100%.

I’m half Korean. My hard working mother saved up over $20,000 and invested it within her informal Korean social network. When she passed away and I asked for my mom’s money back and they pretended like they didn’t speak English or know anything about it. Be a greedy bastard and you too can get rich.

I’m also married to an Indian woman and have two kids with her. Funny all of her cousins (American born or came here very young and raised) are, doctors, lawyers, or pharmacist, etc. and are making tons of cash. Do you think any of them are Boy or Girl scout leaders, coach little league teams, volunteer at the library, etc.? Nope.

I’m not just blaming American Indians or Koreans. They’re only doing what they see everyone else doing. Why do you think big business CEOs get so many million dollar bonuses when their companies have fired thousands of workers and such?
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Me - I am with you.
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Wonda L
Earth, Canada
The first rule of thumb to become rich is have no feelings for anyone but yourself and then be blessed with the right formed face and use it to convince people to like and trust you, while in your mind you say ,you jerk i am going to get your money
It’s the people you don’t like you can trust but the people that smile and agree with everthing you say are the ones to watch out for
The more money and assets you have the harder it is to leave earth or have true friends
To look toward money is to look away from compassion
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
”To look toward money is to look away from compassion”

I like that.
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ARVIND K.PANDEY
PRAYAG, India
Money and Honey-the fatal attractions- have become the guiding stars of our times !
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Rudolf irokoproductions.com
New York, United States
Arvind,

I get honey without problem. I just wait for the bees to go to bed and I drill my hole in...nothing fatal.
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Wonda L
Earth, Canada
Rudolf- the gift of conscious life is too know when you have enough
To feed an old mind with young thoughts is to starve it
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Steven Gary
melbourne, Australia
IS it possible to spend your money if your a billionaire, theres only so many gold plated fridges a person needs.. i wouldnt know what to do with it except use it for toilet paper.
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