I am not the final prophet. But I am heading to Texas to open the seven seals.

I took the personality test at our local org and failed. I went through introspection rundown with Kathie Holmes. I survived and accepted the beauty of the doctrine of exchange.

I know what you are thinking – David Koresh of the Branch Davidians is back. No Sir. No Madam. It is not March 2012 yet.

After passing through transcendental meditation some called me a reincarnate of Virgin Mary. Sorry to disappoint you. I am not.

Still, I see no reason to change what I am about to predict here. I cannot change it even if I wanted to. These are not my words. They are his.

That we are in Kali Yuga is clear. The avatar is bound to appear.

Buddha’s teaching has not disappeared. So the coming of the next Buddha is not near.

What is near is Armageddon. I don’t mean the failed predictions of 1925 and 1975. The gentile control of Jerusalem has ended but the attack on Mecca is yet to commence.

The antichrist is gathering his weapons. He won’t suck up the ozone layer as was once thought. His SUV will not emit enough green house gasses to choke the Amazon. He won’t even use the nuclear weapons to melt living matters.

Based on what I was given in my former life, the recycling of the earth – cleaning, repainting and repopulating will not happen until Haile Selassie returns.

I have studied dispensational viewpoint and dumped it as bunkers. I have undergone substitutionary atonement and my mind is sharp to signs of the time.

No meteorite will hit the earth. Despite the open-ended war on terror, there will not be a Third World War. You can take it to the bank. Those who went to Sirius and came back confirmed this.

You don’t have to live ascetic life of no sex and no alcohol to understand that clairvoyants are for entertainment only. Those catching a ride with Hale-Bopp comet are not going to be total overcomers. Rather, they will find at heaven’s gate that they are total losers. Bro Jim Jones will announce that to them.

The master plan of the intelligent design has been decoded. Human evolved by way of four steps that cannot be replicated in any other Earth-like planet. Prof. Andrew Watson stated this in new findings he published in Astrobiology.

According to the University of East Anglia professor, “We now believe that we evolved late in the Earth’s habitable period, and this suggests that our evolution is rather unlikely. In fact, the timing of events is consistent with it being very rare indeed.”

It has been 4 billion years since life emerged on earth. We have only one billion years left before the sun goes off. And life ends.

That you can take to the gathering of saints.