1.) I am protesting the continuing used of Roman numerals in numbering the Super Bowl. Last time I checked, it had been centuries since the last of the Caesars died.
2.) I had all my money on Detroit Lions making it to the Super Bowl.
3.) I have never been to Pittsburgh or Arizona.
4.) None of the Quarterbacks is named Manning or Brady.
5.) Until Los Angeles gets an NFL team, I am not watching the Super Bowl.
6.) My favorite Super Bowl advertisement was dropped by NBC. The PETA ad that would have ended meat eating in America was dropped by beef-loving NBC executives.
7.) The only beer I drink, Budweiser, had been sold to the sissy country of Belgium.
8.) I have never heard of Bruce Springsteen and the E Street band. Is Lil’ Wayne too busy to play? I want someone less ancient - someone of my age.
9.) I will wait until a team from Iraq makes it to the Super Bowl as promised by George W. Bush.
10.) There are no chicken wings left in all of the BJs in New York City. And as you all know, there is no watching the Super Bowl without spiced up Chicken wings.