Republican Congressman Steve King of Iowa recently said that Barrack Obama winning the presidency will lead to street dance by terrorists. His argument was that because his middle name is Hussein, terrorists will believe that their brother has made it to the Whitehouse.

If King was one of those poorly educated ordinary American on the street, the tribe you see on TV saying that they will not vote for Obama because he is a Muslim, you could dismiss him and pardon his ignorance. But this man is supposedly a lawmaker. You kind of feel ashamed, not just for him, but for the people he represents, the people he embarrasses most.

Terrorists do not think like Congressman King. In fact, if Osama has his way, the first people his group will kill are King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Emir Sabah Al-Sabah of Kuwait, President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan, President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, and all the Arab leaders who with sword-in-hand choose to dance with George W. Bush instead of push the sword into him. Arab leaders who drink Western made alcohol behind close doors, drawn curtains, disguised in prayer kettles. Arab leaders who cut off hands of promiscuous peasants while in their palaces receive lap dance from expensive pole-climbing Asian women of low virtue. These are the people Osama will kill first.

Getting a country like Saudi Arabia is more important to Osama than getting the post of American president. Unlike King, Osama knows that the American presidency is not as important as it is made to look. After all, George Bush is still the president. America, the country, runs on auto pilot even when Bush is tapping and dancing by the Whitehouse lawns out of boredom while the country moves on into despair and ruin.

If Osama gets Saudi Arabia or Pakistan, with its Islamic nuclear bomb, he can effectively launch the jihad he has been planning. Osama will locate the center of America using his GPS, hover on top of the center with Pakistani bomb and command all Americans to look towards Mecca and bow to Allah. But American presidency? Osama knows that the CIA, NSA, FBI, TTT, KKK, NNN, SSS and all the secret security services of America are more powerful than any president and that they can make any president who steps out of line to disappear. So why work that hard to get one of their own to a position where he is not going to be of any use to the terrorist?

If King is smart, he should be asking why John McCain does not have a middle name? Was he born in a century far faraway when children have just one name? Or was he hiding something? Was his middle name Temper? Did he drop it to disguise his real intentions? Where did he drop it, in Sidney where you dumped his first wife? Did he give his middle name as a bribe to the Vietnamese? Will his election make the Vietnamese to formally declare victory in that 100-year war? These are the important questions King should answer.

If King has any brain in his head, he should be asking what Rodham means in Hilary Clinton’s name? Does it mean “conspiracy”? Will her election make Monica Lewinsky and Linda Tripp to dance on the street of Washington? That is a scary scenario that the likes of King must prevent.

America can stand anything but not another eight years of Hill-Bill Clinton and Kenneth Starr, and their cast of characters. And for your information Representative King, in this age of the youtube, you cannot catch a terrorist dancing on the street. Dancing is against the laws of Mullah. That was why M.C. Hammer after losing all his money was rejected by the Nation of Islam.

Cartoon by: Rajinder Puri