Sleep standing
Leaning on trees
No joint
On the hind leg
No bending
On forward grazing
Upper lip disagrees
No point
Pulling hunter’s leg
No begging

Here comes Ms. Extinct Breed
Make room for antlers on Air Force One
Castration is done, grandpa is fed
His myths burns at the right side of the sun
Appendages to history
Do not stories make
Those tribes and their mysteries
Are known to be fake

Moose is in the news
Fuss is now our view
Drenched in ruse
Drowned in buzz
I’m forced to go for booze.
Who let the moose out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the moose out?
McWho?, Mc, Mc, McWho?

Yukon River had been around
Had seen moon on earth’s shoulder
Heard mating grunts sound
From boys who angle to be bolder.
Hooves charge in a launch
When wolves come to fight
Give the skin, protect the haunch
Never let the nose get a bite

Moose is in the news
Fuss is now our view
Drenched in ruse
Drowned in buzz
I’m forced to go for booze.
Who let the moose out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the moose out?
McWho?, Mc, Mc, McWho?

Preserved in cave paintings
Are the places they are taking us
Camouflaged are all their sayings
Until the mud grabs our bus.

Moose is in the news
Fuss is now our view
Drenched in ruse
Drowned in buzz
I’m forced to go for booze.
Who let the moose out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who let the moose out?
McWho?, Mc, Mc, McWho?