When the Democrats finish with their macabre dance and nomination is all wrapped up, some important people now hiding in the shadow may cast their votes before regular Americans.

Chances are that if Obama becomes the candidate for the Democratic party that the White Supremacist (remember them?) may choose to cast their vote before folks like us.

If they vote with James Earl Ray’s rifle, we may not have to worry about Obama winning the presidency. And Congressman Steve King can drink his tequila in peace.

But beyond the white supremacist, the arch-supremacist of them all, Osama bin Laden may choose to intervene. If he votes, his vote may be more important than that of you and me.

Chances are that he won’t vote for a woman. How can? Women who in Osama’s ideal world cannot drive; cannot lead a prayer; cannot speak in front of men; cannot inherit property; how can the ultimate misogynist – Osama, stoop so low to vote for Hilary Clinton? He definitely will not.

As for Obama, Osama will certainly be irritated by that black man whose place should have been a step behind the sex slaves. If Osama has his way, he will do to Obama the same thing Arabs did to all the black slaves they bought from Africa – milk their labor and eliminate them else they pollute the Holy land. For a man who releases his CD when Bush has something important to say (which is two times in every four year), having Obama as the American president will be too much confusion as to who is running the world. Obama or Osama? “Hell no,” Osama will say. “That new black rapper must be stopped from further cutting into my slumping CD sales.”

Being that the terrorists are always looking for a fight, and being that the Republican Party prides itself as the part ready to give anyone a fight for 100 years, if necessary, Osama will definitely vote for John McCain.

After all, seen fighting a woman or a black man will hurt Osama’s reputation in the egotistic world of terrorists. But fighting McCain? The ultimate symbol of a ravaging white man, a retired U.S. soldier, who knows about caves, bombs, survival in the jungle, taking fire at Forrestal just like Osama has been taking fire at Kandahar, now, that is a fight Osama will cherish.

“Bring it on,” Osama will say.

How will Osama vote for McCain? He can vote by activating one of his cells in America. Yeah, like you don’t know all the names on the terrorist watch-list are real cab drivers in New York. Once a bomb goes off anywhere in America, the American people will panic and with military alacrity vote John McCain into power, if necessary, before November 2008.

You may say why will Osama be that stupid to look for the trouble of those eager to smoke him out? Well, if you say that, it means you don’t understand the terrorists. You must be one of those who ask, “Why do they hate us?” Osama and his cohorts have one important strategy and that is to keep America engaged in wars on many fronts, if possible, for hundred years.

As a student of Ottoman Empire history, Osama knows that such strategy is the classic way empires fall. The empire stretches itself until it starts to crack from inside. If America continues to be engaged in Iraq, Iran, Korea, Israel, Somalia, Sudan, Kosovo, Afghanistan etc, very soon, America will not be able to pay its debts, feed its poor, repair its bridges, treat its sick, protect its borders, pay its retirees, house its homeless, fuel its cars, or even buy milk for its children.

And that is when division in America will reemerge with full force. Facing hardship in America, Texas will want to revert into an independent state. The South will accuse the North of ruining the nation with its liberal views, like gay marriages, endless abortions and big government. To save itself from total contamination, the South will pull out its confederate flag now kept beside the bed post and return to a fight for independence. As for California, New Mexico, etc not even the Terminator can stop the Latinos when they rise up to retake the land of their forefathers.

A vote by Osama for McCain in 2008 could mean the beginning of so many earth shattering things.